Rick Whitehead
Carlos
Elizabeth Howard Grace
Santa Christ
Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski
The Devil
Willy Whitehead
Burton Burpo
Ranger Buckman
Darlene
God
Young Rick
Terry
Father Jenkins
Rick's Mom
Praying Man
Gabe
Ned and Stacey
Internet Neckbeard
TV Cameraman
TV Producer
Heaven's Stage Manager
Dana
Maid of Honor
Christopher Hitchens (voice)
Internet Commentor 1
Internet Commenter 2
Internet Commentor 3
Internet Commentor 4
Internet Commenter 5
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
Bush (uncredited)
Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
Omar
Writer
Sound Mixer
Gaffer
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Line Producer
Executive Producer
Line Producer
Music
Director of Photography
Editor
Production Design
First Assistant Director
Costume Design
Sound Recordist
First Assistant Camera
Colorist
Digital Imaging Technician
Production Assistant
Songs
Songs
Producer
Director
